People of New York, we humbly present — GowCa.

Places everyone! We’ve gone over this a number of times, so let’s try and do this with a minimum of error. Opening date has been announced, and it’s a good ways off (mid-2007), so there is still plenty of room for new cast members. If you move now, you can still qualify as a curmudgeonly local who wearily decries the hordes of Brown graduates and ‘East Williamsburg’ refugees who are ruining your secret thing. Bonus points if you start a faux revolutionary group that threatens to sabotage the new filtration system, hoping the resulting smell with drive out the johnny-come-latelies. Call yourself the Smith Street Reclamation Society and open a coffee shop/free store. Make a logo with the face of Che and the name ‘Gary’ under it. Now, get to work people! Productions like this don’t happen on their own!

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