{"id":89,"date":"2004-04-30T09:11:12","date_gmt":"2004-04-30T16:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2004-04-30T09:11:12","modified_gmt":"2004-04-30T16:11:12","slug":"buy-you-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Buy You, For You."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More proof that Brooklyn is the real deal and Manhattan is all fugazy (see, we even use tired <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/sports\/basketball\/story\/186636p-161692c.html\">slurs<\/a> like those has-beens, The Knicks, who got their hats handed to them by a team&#8230; moving to Brooklyn. What symmetry.) is the appearance of &#8212; get ready for it &#8212; a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooklyndesigns.net\">furniture<\/a> show. Since you have outgrown <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4017&#038;n=1\">IKEA<\/a> (but not if they <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikearedhook.com\/\">have their way<\/a>), and that guy you know from RISD still hasn&#8217;t gotten his shit together to start that furniture shop, go here and look at homegrown furniture that costs as much as a decent used Motoguzzi. All weekend long in DUMBO (obvs).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More proof that Brooklyn is the real deal and Manhattan is all fugazy (see, we even use tired slurs like those has-beens, The Knicks, who got their hats handed to them by a team&#8230; moving to Brooklyn. What symmetry.) is the appearance of &#8212; get ready for it &#8212; a furniture show. Since you have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}