{"id":238,"date":"2004-08-06T00:53:33","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T07:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/?p=238"},"modified":"2004-08-06T00:53:33","modified_gmt":"2004-08-06T07:53:33","slug":"and-just-when-you-thought-real-estate-agents-werent-vampires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/?p=238","title":{"rendered":"And just when you thought real estate agents weren&#8217;t vampires."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a nominal amount of activity going on at 6 Hubert Street, formerly the site of Vinyl\/Arc. The building seems to have changed hands (or at least plans) in May, which necessitated the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.residentadvisor.net\/column_view.asp?id=67\">closing<\/a> of the club. Sinvin was listing the property (at $18 or $26 million, I can&#8217;t remember, and their listing is gone). It was being marketed as a potential residential conversion. The property information looks like hieroglyphs to us (there are others way better at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.curbed.com\">interpreting<\/a> them), but from what we can discern, it is an exercise in tax obfuscation without peer (anyone who runs an entity under the name &#8216;Last Gasp Realty&#8217; can&#8217;t be taken real seriously). This is confirmed by the building register on the Hudson Street (157) entrance, which lists about 15 tenants for a building that looks by and large abandoned.<\/p>\n<p>It all seems a little shady because of the current activity. The doors on Hubert and Collister have been graced with a new coat of black paint (erasing the simple graphic that denoted the entrance to Arc), and the basement, previously filled with construction debris, is fairly clean, with a very interesting exception: a very precise hole is being dug just under the Hubert Street entrance. With the excavated dirt lining the hole, and its dimensions, it pretty much looks like a grave site. Now, there&#8217;s plenty of reasons for such a project, though we can&#8217;t name any really good ones right now (tip on Jimmy Hoffa?), but given the air of decrepitude of the building, and the hazy ownership record, the bare bulb throwing a garish light on the crispy hewn orifice some three feet by eight, in a basement no less, makes it just a little creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a nominal amount of activity going on at 6 Hubert Street, formerly the site of Vinyl\/Arc. The building seems to have changed hands (or at least plans) in May, which necessitated the closing of the club. Sinvin was listing the property (at $18 or $26 million, I can&#8217;t remember, and their listing is gone). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}