{"id":182,"date":"2004-07-01T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T08:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/?p=182"},"modified":"2004-07-01T01:01:01","modified_gmt":"2004-07-01T08:01:01","slug":"people-of-new-york-we-humbly-present-gowca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"People of New York, we humbly present &#8212; GowCa."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Places everyone! We&#8217;ve gone over this a number of times, so let&#8217;s try and do this with a minimum of error. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/boroughs\/story\/207378p-178868c.html\">Opening date<\/a> has been announced, and it&#8217;s a good ways off (mid-2007), so there is still plenty of room for new cast members. If you move now, you can still qualify as a curmudgeonly local who wearily decries the hordes of Brown graduates and &#8216;East Williamsburg&#8217; refugees who are ruining your secret thing. Bonus points if you start a faux revolutionary group that threatens to sabotage the new filtration system, hoping the resulting smell with drive out the johnny-come-latelies. Call yourself the Smith Street Reclamation Society and open a coffee shop\/free store. Make a logo with the face of Che and the name &#8216;Gary&#8217; under it. Now, get to work people! Productions like this don&#8217;t happen on their own!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Places everyone! We&#8217;ve gone over this a number of times, so let&#8217;s try and do this with a minimum of error. Opening date has been announced, and it&#8217;s a good ways off (mid-2007), so there is still plenty of room for new cast members. If you move now, you can still qualify as a curmudgeonly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missrepresentation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}