But where’s the bread?

No one said we don’t do things big here in the biggest of everything, etc. The Times takes a dull pencil to the Ernst & Young numbers regarding the ‘economic impact’ of the proposed Jets stadium. Since, unlike the Nets development, they don’t have any angle to play (the new Times Tower is being developed by Bruce Ratner, who is currently papering Brooklyn with glossy brochures touting the benefits of the new Gehry-copia of arena, housing and general whiteness), they take a tempered, albeit negative view of the projected benefits.

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Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

The folks over at Eyebeam (you remember them; they held a high profile competition for a new facility just as the air was being let out of the internet bubble) have launched a new project that tracks street ‘memes’ (via Kottke). The most interesting (and useful) aspect of it is being able to upload photos from phones, vastly increasing its utility and immediacy. But some context would be nice. For instance, the Toynbee stencil is listed as ‘pending’, though any aficinado of street art would look at it as one of the masters. Using the ‘meme’ trope (how’s that for PoMo self-referential hell?) maybe even undermines how many of the listed items work, or have worked, as a message, and imply perhaps a shorter life-cycle than they deserve or have (are Revs and Cost irrelevant because they are no longer actively tagging, even if they still have a large number of extant samples?). Internet meme tracing is fine, since the time cycles are short (which is an affect and basis for their success; a nonsense idea that holds one’s attention for a very brief moment), and the data mining tools can give some fairly objective metrics. But the ‘pending’ Toynbee, which is down to a handful of locations, is still seen by probably millions of people a year (a large number of which are finding it for the first time). And one doesn’t need to go back any further than Keith Haring (or less recently than De La Vega) to see that a wide range of intended (or incidental) messages exist. By flattening them under the rubric of ‘memes’, is a negative practice of co-optation (I can imagine Y&R junior account execs mining the site for new images to steal for Sprite ads; so much easier than actually walking to the LES or Williamsburg). Plus, the folks at the Wooster Collective already do a pretty good job of reporting and tracking with some sense of historical analysis.

But neither of them are likely to address ‘Phone Block Escort Service,’ an inexplicable piece of seeming graffiti that is pervasive on construction sheds. I couldn’t determine if it was an ad for a very odd outcall service, or anti-prostitution slogan. A more enterprising friend accosted a worker one day and determined the simple, though not obvious, truth: it is a marker for the location where phone service should enter the site (and is there to alert the phone company when they send their people to run lines). The explosion of new construction in the 90’s made it regular and prominent enough to create the sense that it intentional art. Or it may also be that I am simply stupid. Case in point: Back in the mid 90’s, the local band Lotion made blue stickers of their name using the same face as the old AT&T signs that marked a phone booth and placed them over the word ‘Phone.’ Since I only saw them in the East Village, for the longest time I thought it was a local Spanglish venacular for phone and was afraid to ask anyone, lest I look like some rube. At least I was right about that part (the worst thing is, I even knew Lotion was a band).

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But, we digress.

This is clearly way outside what we normally discuss, but an exception will be made based on some tortured logic that there was a stadium/sports post (making it sort of a ‘sports’ day) as well being really fucking annoying.

Hampton Roads is now in the running for a MLB franchise because the folks at Smithfiled (the Ham people), put up $1,000 as a deposit for a luxury box at an unfunded stadium. That’s right. A check for about what an ounce of decent pot will in fetch in New York gets you a wire service story touting your status as yet another sucker in the Bud Selig pyramid scheme. And so you are asking two things: 1. Where is hell is Hamptons Roads? and 2. Why exactly is this so annoying? Well, the answers are: 1. Who cares? and 2. That’s not the annoying part.

The annoying part is that one of the points made to legitimate their bid is that they are the largest pseudo-city to not have a major league sports franchise. And, again, a journalist regurgitates this meaningless fact without an consideration for its implicit logic: namely, there will always be a largest city without a sports franchise. It’s fast becoming the equivalent of box office results promotion. You know: Columbus is the largest capital city that is not located on a water feature that doesn’t have a major sports franchise. The intersection of 78/287 is the densest arrangement of malls and gated residential communities that no once can find a decent name for as a town even though it is larger than most state capitals that doesn’t have a major sports franchise. Because, in the future, everyone will have a major sports franchise for fifteen minutes.

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Dolans threaten to hire foreigners. Hilarty ensures.

Respecting the middling quality of their existing facility, and perhaps a belief that Midtown is not Canadian enough, Cablevision has apparently contracted Brisbin Brook Beynon, regional specialists in “entertainment architecture,” to spruce up the Garden. Perhaps I’m being unfair those particular Canadians, but, boy, isn’t that the worst web site you have ever seen? They must save it all for the boards.

The Dolans are promising to do all with private funds (which is interesting accounting; continuance of a 22-year tax exemption is considered ‘private’ money?), and they want nothing in return. Of course that nothing could be expressed tangibly, in the form of nixing the flashy new stadium a few blocks west. You have to feel badly for the Dolans, though: a slice of monopoly on television in the New York region market and a near monopoly on large event spaces in Manhattan, and they still manage to lose money. Oh, well. I guess this is what you get when you complain about the hiring of Renzo Piano.

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A flash of green.

A few months late, the renovation of Tribeca Park is very nearing completion. Though some paving still needs to be installed, they removed the barriers sometime yesterday afternoon, so I guess it is ‘open.’ Tribeca Park (now fairly named) is the double triangle formed when Beach Street splits and interrupts West Broadway. Previously, it was a mean, mean place, paved entirely in cobblestones, meaning it was at best still and warm in the summer and completely exposed to the brutal wintertime winds (though this is unlikely to change). The renovation consists of a traditional paving system oriented around an oval that sits in the wide corner where the triangles meet. Surmounting the oval is low-lying planting. It’s not a big space, but given the previous desolation, it doesn’t even appear that the reduction in paved space has resulted in a net decrease of seating, which is now qualitatively far superior, benches arrayed on the perimeter of the oval. The fencing, standard parks iron post and rail style, is a knee wall, rather than full height, as is seen in the park locations that are more planting zones than parks (such as the bands of green on the north side of Houston in the East Village). It provides a nice visual delimiter while making the park very inviting. And the addition of undergrowth has clearly added to amount of fresh air one senses when walking by. Given its location, straddled by exit lanes from the Holland Tunnel, and facing the Avenue of the Americas, which serves as a entry lane during rush hour, this no mean feat.

If you wanted to be a little ingracious (as I am wont to do), you could observe that some of the details in the park renovations throughout the city tend to be a little heavy-handed on the historicist side. This tends to creep up only when something other than benches or fences are being installed. Good antidotes to this tendency can be found in the renovated piers opened in Hudson River Park last year, and many of the public spaces found throughout Battery Park City. But, overall, the work stands as a pretty satisfying coutnerpoint to the oft heard complaint (oft heard coming from my mouth) that of all the cities in this country, can’t we be allowed to expect a little more? In Tribeca Park, at least, it turns out we can.

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Run out on rails.

It turns out that Pataki’s threat to hijack the last billion dollars of LMDC money to finance the JFK rail link may be an empty threat. A Downtown Express recap of a talk by Kevin Rampe, president of the LMDC, though, curiously, not a voting member (“I think at the end of the day, my point of view will be irrelevant”), gives a few hints of where the remaining funds might be disbursed. He alluded mostly to the impact of community opinion, which expresses a near majority interest in the link, even though the commitment to fund it is far lower (46 percent support the plan, though only 13 percent rank it first as a funding priority). As a result, the LMDC will seek seperate funding in the form of federal funds for the rail tunnel. But apparently not much in the way of concrete alternatives were offered for the billion dollars in available grant money. Likewise, no timeline for announcing the decision was provided, though the next few weeks will likely prove pivotal. Even though a number of seemingly fixed decisions have been recently presented, the equivocations of LMDC take on the air of a routine, allowing for some skepticism. But the fixity of breaking ground on the Freedom Tower, and other political acts (presidential and gubernatorial elections) will prompt more decisive action, even if it is not the most prudent. Look for a flurry of ‘final’ plans to be hyped in the run up to the July 4 ceremony.

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Bloomberg to homeless: Drop Dead.

After years of dumping unused properties to private developers, the city has announced it is damn tired of putting up homeless people who just won’t get an apartment already. A new plan, which the Times has an advance copy of, recommends charging shelter residents. I don’t know if anyone has told the sharp tacks who wrote this one, but if the homeless could pay rent, they would have an apartment already. This gem is built with the presumptive logic that proper programming would involve “moving resources away from emergency spending to the real solutions, which are prevention and housing.” That’s fine, but they aren’t offering numbers, plans or financing to do this. A subsequent plan is promised, but considering the big outlay, and biggest impact, will be the production of housing, rather than the collection of rent from people who don’t have a place to sleep, allow us a moment of incredulity on the likelihood of quality follow up. We’ll hold our breath for a short moment to see if the city can follow through, but given the spirit of current issuance, we’ll reserve the right to call ‘bullshit’ and offer a hearty ‘Fuck you, Mike.’ Let’s hope there is good cause to retract this comment, but the past twenty years of publicly funding housing solutions don’t provide much in the way of hope.

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Whitney procures services of big name architect. Hilarty ensues.

The Whitney is ready to give it another go, this time hiring Renzo Piano to take a crack at developing an expansion plan. It certainly seems to be a good time to be a name architect with a fading, repetitive oeuvre, but aren’t there, oh, a hundred or so firms out there that maybe are deserving of this commission? I remember remarking to friend, quite cyncially, about ten years ago, that architecture would continue to calcify until the old guard finally started to die off, and that it was even hard to figure out who would rise, since so much work is siphoned off by such a narrow slice of firms. Sure, they waited their turn as well, but Piano did the Pompidou 27 years ago. That’s plenty of time to bask in fame and glory. I mean, don’t you think Smith-Miller Hawinkson are a little bitter? By the time their turn comes, they’ll be dead. Anyway, Piano, lots of experience, blah, blah, blah, former attempts to renovate withered in the face of costs and community opposition, blah, blah, blah. The Times does it by the numbers. They should just use that Graves rendering for every subsequent article, cause what Piano actually does won’t matter than much.

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At least everyone has passed on the fat lady jokes.

Terry Teachout offers a response to the short list for Cultural venues announced for the WTC site. His main point is that the selected finalists are relatively small potatoes. Given the short list, this isn’t the hardest charge to level. Working with available materials, he observes that the decision is somewhat a slap in the face of the City Opera. Given its relative stature, this is true, though I don’t agree that it replacing one of the finalists would then elevate the process to “making the boldest possible declaration of faith in the power and glory of Western culture.” It would at best cement the notion that collective expressions of arts are at the behest of whatever passes as aristocracy in a given cultural moment. Much better would have been a library. Given the small footprint of the site, it would not have to supplant the main branch, and could host any number of specific collections that could celebrate the development of democracy, promote religious tolerance, or study the interrelationships between western and non-western culture and history. And it could do so by trying to embrace what a library looks like as we evolve information systems that are as comprehensive as they are delicate. There’s no doubt that what is now proposed is disappointing, but adding regular performances of Wagner isn’t going to rectify the error.

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It’s big, it’s a little confusing. It must be public art.

I came across the Victor Matthews installation in Battery Park last night. It consists of a field of umbrellas painted with Monarch butterflies. It was a ‘surprise’ and therefore an interesting diversion as I simultaneously tried to determine what snarky comments I could make (minor league Christo warm-up?) while also applying my ill-gotten art education to form a critical interpretation (always a fun challenge, given the range of work one can find). They are arranged to point in a particular direction, which makes for a nice shift in perspective (and a little disconcerting, as if something is being worshipped) as you move past them, but otherwise, they are interesting solely for the repetition and vaguely absurd concept. Their number is significant enough (3,000) that I began to wonder if perhaps there were a symbolic signifcance to the number. I thought, with some dread, that it was commemorating how the victims of the World Trade Center would never be able to stand in a rainstorm adorned by insect images ever again, or something like that. It’s not that I think any piece of sculpture of repetitive forms is inextricably bound to the WTC, but the specificity of the context, adjacent to The Sphere, makes such conclusions reasonable. And then I thought might be in response to impending extinction, though promoting a potential scarcity with visual excess is an odd contradiction. But neither is the case. Instead, a poorly hung sign outlines the concept, and heralds the work as ‘hand-painted.’ Word to those playing at home: beware of art that bills itself as hand-painted. It still isn’t clear to me why, or better, how, but the artist tells us:

Whether viewed from near or afar, the umbrellas will create a stunning and vibrant impression of a migrating flutter of flame-colored butterflies.

Granted, my scholarship is weak when it comes to literary or artistic allusions involving butterflies (something Greek perhaps?), so then some part of the work lacks richness for me. Given how obsessive some work can be, this seems a little slipshod. But it’s still an interesting thing to see, though not so much that is is worth a pilgrimage downtown (unless, of course, you were planning to watch television instead).

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